This story is about Jeff and Donna Mercer, my very own Toxic Neighbors From Hell (NFH). Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

It describes their selfish, rude and inconsiderate playground placement back in 2000 and the Illegal, Excessive, Unnecessary and Unreasonable Noise their 5 screaming and shrieking children and their guests generate and send into my home and backyard from their playground which is just 8' from my home.

The screaming and shrieking is so loud and so intense (and illegal) that many of my guests have become concerned that one of the children was mortally wounded (from the unsafe play area) by the HIGH volume and shrillness of their screams.

I firmly believe everything I have written to be accurate and factual. This dispute has been going since the spring of 2000, this website was published on May 31st, 2004 or ago.

There is no privacy law or any reasonable expectation on their parts that I do not use their real names. My only obligation is to be accurate and truthful. If they don't like the truth, well, they should have thought of that before they became Toxic Neighbors From Hell and conspired to commit terrorist acts against me and my property.

The Mercers have whined and cried about this website since it was published - the bottom line is that what is public is public and that's the whole problem, their trampoline and the illegal noise levels from the Mercer's screamers and the loss of my backyard privacy from their swingset watch-tower slide platform is WAY too public...

The actual identity of myself and the Mercers was made public by the Mercers last year (2004) in a television interview they gave to a local TV station. By their actions, our real names are now public knowledge.

I have used the real names of public officials - those that have chosen to be in the public limelight by seeking election by the public at large or a subset of the public.

I will carefully consider any reasonable request to remove the real name of anyone whose actual name is published on this website or of any image displayed. Decisions to honor a request will be made at my sole discretion for any reasons of my choosing nor do I have any obligation to disclose my reasons.

Jeff Mercer has even admitted that one of his daughters has a "screaming problem" on May 22nd, 2001 and confirmed it again on June 23rd, 2004 at our mediation sessions. Even knowing their daughter has a "screaming problem" and even knowing the (unsafe) playground noise would be a problem before they erected it, they did it anyway, and to hell with everyone else, as long as it's "out of their way".

If any readers find any inaccuracies, please contact me right away with proof and I will immediately correct the data. When the email access was in place, many writers accused me of gross lies and distortions in my presentation of the facts. I always politely asked them for specifics, and I never heard from them again.

I expect the Mercers to have another hissy fit about this website. I make the same offer to them, if they have proof that ANYTHING I have published is false, I will correct it immediately. At a mediation session in June 2004, Jeff told me my website was very wrong, when I asked for specifics, he changed the subject...

They may jump up and down, and complain about the images I've posted, and possibly call the police again and make similar and/or other false and slanderous accusations.

It was the Mercers that gave an interview to Channel-7, and allowed Channel-7 to use our real names, and to broadcast some of the images of their children and to allow those same images to be posted on the Channel-7 website which is still there for viewing to this day. The Mercers cannot claim they are concerned about the website compromising their safety, they have exposed themselves. Watch how Jeff and Donna Mercer expose their children and guests to an unsafe play area and allow the children to jump on the trampoline with umbrellas, jump through hoops and allow one of their daughters to jump holding their 8 month old baby... These parents are not concerned for their children at all. Actions speak much louder than words.

My creation of this website is a direct result of the Mercers not honoring the mediated agreement we worked out and signed in 2001. The website is my response and explanation for my actions, and as a public service to inform any other people in similar situations that they are not alone. I've been motivated to learn to write and host a website. And last but not least is the stress relief it provides.

When this website was first published in May of 2004, the text and tone reflected my belief that the Jeff and Donna Mercer were simply un-neighborly, self-absorbed, stupid and ignorant.

After the events of 2004, I now realize they are the loudest, most inconsiderate, evil, selfish, dishonest, malicious, entitlement-minded and vindictive uncivilized terrorist Toxic Neighbors From Hell one could imagine and the tone of the current website reflects that belief.

I am not alone. Internet research shows there are many other people who have their own "Neighbor From Hell" (NFH) living near them. It's a common problem between those who believe in Property Rights and those who act like The World is THEIR Playground.

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